More events booking
I have just finished loading a couple more of the Scrappers Unlimited Design Seminars onto the Scrappers website. Two more seminars to get booking. So go see...go on, go on!
I can't linger this morning as I've just had a phone call (literally just put the phone down) from Husband who has locked his keys in his car.
*Chrissie breathes very very very quietly, slowly shuts her eyes and sighs*
Danny: Are you busy?
Me: Whyyyyyyyyyy? *said very very suspiciously*
Danny: Well (goes into rambling story about picking up something from somebody and someone not hearing the doorbell so going back to his car to phone the house and then locking keys in the car)
Me: Oh no!
Danny: So can you come over and get me?
[bearing in mind that my real work of the day is done when Celyn is at school in the mornings, which is NOW]
Me: *trying to be kind* Oh. Okay. Shall I bring the second set of keys?
Danny: This is the second set of keys. *giggles nervously* [i.e. he's locked the second set of keys in the car and he's lost the first set of keys]
Me: *breathes, sighs, shuts eyes* Riiiiiiight. *trying harder than ever to be kind* Right. I'll be right over.
So. Please go and book and brighten my day... :D
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Ummm let's see...bright side, bright side...Oh! I got one!
The keys could be locked in the car, while the car is running, while the car is precariously parked on a hill, when the brakes give out and the car starts rolling slowly enough at first that you could jump in the car and grab the emergency brake and avoid impending disaster, if only, you guessed it, the keys weren't locked in the car...
How's that?
When I actually got to the CRIME SCENE as it were, Husband said... "Well...look on the bright side. This got you up and dressed and out of the house."
It was half past 10. Cheeky sod.
Oh, so you did go ??!!!! I'd have left him for at least an hour wallowing in self-pity !!!
*is cruel* :)
Just think, though, you could get a fair bit of mileage out of this! It goes without saying that you deserve to go shopping for a lot of stash treats for coming to his rescue, but you could also casually drop it in to conversation right about the time the dishes need washed, for example!
Men, who'd have 'em?!?!
oh Chrissie, there must be a reason as to why we marry these men, mustn't there??????
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